Mikey Wikey Raines?

SO! Interesting thing happened to me earlier today. I took my dog for a walk to the mailbox with me. I opened it and saw a letter addressed to me. Wait what? This doesn’t make sense..I got a letter yesterday. I was confused but hey! I will never turn down a letter from my missionary. I excitedly pulled it out and looked at it. Hmm..this doesn’t look like Mike’s handwriting..but the return address is from Mike..Hmm.. well alright. So I opened it. Okay okay. This is 100% not from Michael Raines. How do I know? Three things.

1. This is NOT his handwriting

2. Mike knows how to spell my name (It’s Ashlee not Ashleey)

3. He would never refer to himself as “Your honey bunches, Mikey Wikey Raines”

So you now see my predicament. Who the heck wrote me a letter, not just any letter, basically a love letter. My first thought went to one of my friends, this would be something that he would do as a joke, and it kind of looked like his handwriting. But it says it’s from Provo. My friend doesn’t live in Provo, so that’s a long way to drive just to send me a letter. My friend is out of the picture. Then my second thought was this is probably a letter from one of his companions. Yep, that’s it! Who else would it be from?! It makes sense though,  Mike’s companions look like jokesters. But I honestly don’t know which companion wrote this. This letter is absolutely HILARIOUS though!! I was busting up laughing while reading it. There is honestly no way I can even begin to summarize this letter. It’s just too funny!!! I will now share this letter with you all to enjoy and laugh :)

I think that this is seriously so funny! I hope that this brought a smile to your day :) Because it surely did to mine! My plan is to write a letter back to him as if I don’t know that this isn’t from Michael. This should be fun :)

-Your Sweety Pie, Ashee Washee Snider ;)